Runners Up:

• “Brian, I have a really good idea. Would you be interested in
  hearing me out?” [Gary Lew]

• “Yes..YES… sharks with laser beams!!! Its perfect! Muahahahahah!” [Brandon Hoffer]

• “Hmmmm I’m starting to think I made a big mistake buying this mac book air. “[Destin L]

• Even Kevin Rose is not immune to goatse. [Matthew Hughes]

The first runner up is (to take the place of winner if it can’t fulfill its duties):

So thats what the one cup is for!” [David W]

And the winner is….

“Two inches in just seven days”

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