Top Ten Signs Your Start-Up Business Is Actually A Glorified Hobby
Boys and girls, chickity check it.
It seems like every day I meet another shmoe-rag who thinks his crackpot scheme or backdoor shinanagan constitutes what me, you, and Webster - you know, the guy who created that dictionary thing - understand to mean a “business.” In tribute to these shmoe-rags, who secretly hold a dear place in my heart, I present you with a shmoe-rific top 10 list, entitled: Top Ten Signs Your Start-Up Business Is Actually A Glorified Hobby.
Without further ado, the list….
10. Your office phone is shaped like Mickey Mouse.
9. The last “important” fax you received was a picture of your step-brother’s bare ass.
8. The only freelance worker you routinely employ is the Pizza Hut delivery boy.
7. Your office space doubles as your reception area and you parents’ bedroom.
6. Nobody except you showed up to your office Christmas party, but everybody on the invitation list was there.
5. Your official website is your Facebook profile.
4. The only service you offer is photo-shopping pornographic pictures, but you still describe your business as “the next Microsoft.”
3. Your executive summary consists of only one sentence: “I am awesome.”
2. Two of your childhood invisible friends sit on your board of directors.
1. Your clients regularly pay you with Monopoly money.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 am
Hahaha nice! I like your style.